I am considering changing my name. MacGuffin I'll be, Stella MacGuffin ( Read more... )

Lucy and her boyfriend are going to Thailand for a holiday next year.

Dad's advice to them: Just don't go into any clubs.

Mum: Why not?

Dad: Some mad terrorist said the other day there that Australia's gonna be the next target.

Mum: ... But not in Thailand.

I was telling Mum about my clumsy day on Monday (I spilt milk on myself and my stuff several times, walked into a door, my notes blew away, etc), so, naturally, she thought to consult the great epic wisdom of the 2009 Horoscope Calendar 2009 for that day to see what was going on. It informed her that,

some need glasses they are trendy
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